Chapter 1, Page 001 - Gratuitous prologue
Chapter 1, Page 002 - Rude awakening
Chapter 1, Page 003 - Guard goes ga-ga
Chapter 1, Page 004 - "Metal detector - off"
Chapter 1, Page 005 - The tour
Chapter 1, Page 006 - "Do something... naughty?"
Chapter 1, Page 007 - The crappiest gun ever drawn
Chapter 1, Page 008 - "A pair of blue eyes and a push-up c-cup"
Chapter 1, Page 009 - To business
Chapter 1, Page 010 - "A key card. How primitive"
Chapter 1, Page 011 - Enter Tom
Chapter 1, Page 012 - Ew, clone blanks
Chapter 1, Page 013 - "Unleash this sucker"
Chapter 1, Page 014 - Epcon security makes up for the key cards
Chapter 1, Page 015 - Resorting to India's "big bang method"
Chapter 1, Page 016 - Katherine gets caught
Chapter 1, Page 017 - "GO!!"
Chapter 1, Page 018 - Some really crappy running
Chapter 1, Page 019 - "Fantastic explosion"
Chapter 1, Page 020 - No life readings